We can all agree that Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church are sad, terrible people.
At this point, they're not even protesting gays as much as anyone who's ever relied on the Earth's atmosphere to survive, because .000000001 percent of the carbon dioxide used in photosynthesis may have been exhaled by a homosexual. Even if we could somehow send every Phelps into low orbit, it wouldn't be long before they started protesting faggy quasars. God hates that your high output of electromagnetic energy allows you to be the most luminous body in the universe! Queer!