Calls for a reduction in violent political rhetoric have plunged the Fox News Channel into chaos, with a Fox spokesperson warning today that such a move "would leave us with 24 hours to fill."

"Let's not underestimate the giant hole this would create," said spokesperson Carol Foyler. "Fox without violent rhetoric would be like The Weather Channel without maps."

Ms. Foyler said Fox was preparing for a "worst-case scenario" in which it was pressured to air responsible statements in place of its current programming: "If it comes to that, God forbid, we'll just air 24 hours of 24."