Rick Perry is trying to revive an otherwise moribund campaign by touting his religious credentials– which, against Newt Gingrich(Catholic of questionable marital history) andMitt Romney (Mormon of otherwise squeaky-clean marital history), may be his last hope. One entity, according to Funny or Die, that is not happy to have been involuntarily dragged into Perry’s anti-gay, hyper-religious politics? Jesus Himself, who kindly requested to be kept out of politics, please.