Donald Trump, everyone’s favorite reality television star except for the young woman who defecated on Flavor Flav’s floor during Flavor of Love, called in toOn The Record to let host Greta Van Susterenknow that he’s the best, basically.

Trump told Van Susteren that he believes a third party candidate could beat out a Republican candidate and make Barack Obama a one-term president. In fact, he doesn’t think a GOP candidate could win at all, probably because no debate moderator is able to help get them high enough ratings.