This is, guaranteed, the best thing you’ll read all day.

In, “If That’s Love, How Bad Is Their Hate?,” James Peron, president of the Moorfield Storey Institute, “an independent think tank dedicated to equality of rights before the law, social tolerance and civil liberties,” writes about a fifteen-year old boy who came out to his anti-gay fundamentalist Christian mother after writing an essay about homosexuality, in which he outed himself.