When Bryan Lacey stood up to give his groom's speech at his wedding to Hannah Brown, everyone was expecting the usual list of thank yous and a tear-jerking recollection of how he met his bride.

 

But the professional stand-up comedian had other ideas about how to declare his undying love.

The 32-year-old took to the stage to perform an ode to his new wife - in which he promises to love her until she is old and grey, needs a Stannah stairlift, zimmer frame and bladder control pants.