OK, so the Wonkville experiment has been up and running for a day, and let’s check out the hot tips … wait, Obama was a Pakistani spy in 1981 and 1982?  THIS MAKES TOTAL SENSE!  Why else would would Hillary apologize to Pakistan for that time we accidentally killed dozens of their troops? That’s not the sort of thing the U.S. usually apologizes about … unless the president is on the payroll of the country whose troops we killed.  What important evidence has come to light about this, and from what reputable source?

 

Oh, huh, it was WorldNetDaily, and it seems to be mostly about … the organizations that handle student records in the United States?  They spend something like 2,000 words getting to the bottom of a very important discrepancy in Barack Obama’s life story: why do some records seem to indicate that he only attended Columbia from 1982 to 1983, and not 1981 to 1983 as he claims?  Get ready for the shocking truth: