As we reported earlier today, Donald Trump‘s super secret, totally huge announcement about President Obama turned out to be a dud. Surprise!

In his “announcement,” Trump offered Obama a deal: release your college transcripts and passport applications, and I will give $5 million toany charity of your choice.

Of course, it’s incredibly unlikely the president will humor Trump, but if he does, he could have a little fun in picking a charity.

Seeing as how Trump is the Internet’s biggest troll, perhaps Obama could use this charity opportunity to troll the troll by picking particularly special charities. We’ve made a few suggestions below.