Fox News must be concerned that they're still just too darn intellectual and stimulating for their core audience of coma patients and people waiting for airline flights, so this morning's Fox and Friends had yet another segment devoted to the fictional War on Christmas, and here to defend Christmas from people who would say "happy holidays" (no, really, that's still what they're pissed about) is … Santa Claus.
Appearing under they chyrons “End The ‘War’ On Christmas: Pro Santa Won’t Say ‘Happy Holidays” and “Ho-Ho-No Way!: Santa Won’t Be Politically Correct,” Santa Claus impersonator and author Sal Lizard spoke out against the “political correctness” of American culture