I know I shouldn't let it get to me, but what the heck...
Here are twelve comical but true resolutions that every liberal should make for 2013:
1.) Resolve to spend time with gun-owners. I have a liberal friend who says she would rather be in the same room as a cobra snake than a gun, even an unloaded gun. Guns really, really scare her. But guns don’t kill. People kill. Whether the tool is a gun or a knife or a baseball bat, unconscionable people kill, not the inanimate objects in their hands.
Banning all tools and machinery will not turn bad people into good people. Doing so would make us more vulnerable to attack and throw us back into the Stone Age. We need guns for self-defense; we need knives for cutting; we need bats to play baseball.
[... more bullshit ...]
I think liberals will realize that guns are tools of self-defense and that banning guns will not eliminate murder when they get comfortable around guns and the people who legally possess them.
While you're holding your breath waiting, you should attend some funerals of those whose lives have been taken by Rambo psychotics running around with military grade hardware. Or read the endless amounts of data that disprove every fucking talking point you dutifully regurgitate, all of which I am too exasperated to collect and provide in this diary, again, for the 10,000th time
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